Saturday, October 18
Posted by: ELLA ♥
Time: Saturday, October 18, 2008
Comments: 0
Tawa ka muna.
Got this from Candymag.com :)

AHENTE: Sir, ung bagong supermarketna na binagsakan natin ng stock, nagsara!
BOSS: Nako! eh P 1M ang binagsak natin dun ah! bakit daw nagsara?!
AHENTE: Gabi na daw po, bukas naman daw.
BOSS: LOKO!

Through text..
gf: “yoko na sa yo! Break na tayo!”
bf: “ha? Ano ba problema? Ano kasalanan ko?”
gf: “Ay! sorry hon, wrong send..Love you!”
bf: “Haay, kala ko naman kung ano na…love you too!


ANAK: “Tay me man0k sa kusina tinutuka yung bigas”.
TATAY: “Paalisin mo.”
ANAK: “oy manok alis ka daw”
TATAY: “Tanga! Takutin mo!”
ANAK: “Manok, mumu ako! awooo!”
TATAY: “Bobo! Bugawin mo!”
ANAK: “Boss, chicks! P50 lng”


Pedro texted Juan.

P: Juan, papasaload naman. Kahet P2.
J: Ok. Napasa ko na.
--Pasaload received--
P: Salamat Juan. Nareceive ko na.
J: Wag ka ng magreply, P2 lang yan.
P: K.

Pedro and Juan going to watch a movie. As they approach the movie house...
P: Hay bwisit! Lika na nga.
J: Baket Juan?
P: Puno nanaman o. Tignan mo yung sign, "PULL".
J: Oo nga no? Sabi ko naman sayo agahan natin e!

"I am a butterfly....
a pretty small brown butterfly.."


-baklang ipis na nag-eemote



Kasabihan:
“Aanhin ko ang napakalaking bahay, mamahaling sasakyan, milyun-milyong kayamanan, at masasarap na pagkain kung ang kapit-bahay ko ang may-ari ng mga iyun?!”



ISANG BREAK UP SCENE:

GF: “Hiwalay na tayo!”
BF: “Akala mo makakahanap ka pa ng tulad ko?!”
GF: “Bakit, akala mo maghahanap pa ako ng tulad mo?”

Taob!


question:bakit bawal magsuot ng hairnet ang mga kalbo???

answer: kase magmumuka silang microphone!
xtreme, xtreme, magic sing,...

STAGES OF GROWTH and DEVELOPMENT
3 to 8 years old: paramihan ng toys.
9 to 18: pataasan ng grades
19 to 25: padamihan ng syota.
26 to 35: pagandahan ng asawa.
36 to 45: palakihan ng income.
46 to 55: padamihan ng kabit.
56 to 70: padamihan ng sakit.
70 and above: pabonggahan ng LIBING.





unSPOILED BRATINELLA. Mary Angel

Ella. εїз 17. Independent. Virgo. Eldest. Taken. Escolarian. Optimistic. Sweet. Frank. Vain. Spoiled. Opinionated. Confident. Loud. Moody. Outgoing. Girly. Elegant. Mean.


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